Do You Have a Social Media Addiction? Take This Quiz To Find Out.
Restored from the Empower Network archive (2011–2017), lightly edited to meet our current advertising standards. Views are the original author’s.
Do You Struggle With A Social Media Addiction?
Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this post about social media addiction are NOT fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purposeful. If you recognize your own actions in at least 3 of the 12 points, comments and/or implied mannerisms herein; YOU HAVE A SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION and should seek help immediately. Or at least put down the smart phone, close Facebook and Twitter for 15 minutes, grab a drink of water, maybe a snack, and go cry in the bathroom. I did.
Signs Of A Rampant Social Media Addiction
1. You’ve refreshed your tweets three times from the kitchen to the bathroom and once while on the toilet.
2. You can’t put the #iPhone down for 3 minutes to use the #toilet.
3. You just tweeted about the weirdness of #Tweeting on the toilet, while still on the toilet and then shared it across at least 4 of your 6 other social media sites, including StumbleUpon.
4. You speak in spurts of 140 words or less.
5. U wrote ur resume in Twitter speak & can’t figure out y u cant get a job.
6. You just asked your family if they would like bacon, eggs and hashtags for breakfast.
7. You have an anxiety attack if you aren’t friended or followed back within 30 seconds of sending a request.
8. You have 1600 Facebook Friends, of which you have only actually ever had a conversation with about 150; Half of which you only spoke to because they couldn’t be avoided at that family reunion when you were 12.
9. You Stumbled around SU until you found your post about tweeting on the toilet.
10. All of the crops and animals on your real farm are dead or dying. But the good news is, all of the animals on your Farmville App are alive and well!!!
11. You just blew your mortgage payment on Texas Hold ‘Em Poker and everyone knows it because you broadcast your every move on Facebook.
12. You video’d your neighbor’s kid eating turf after attempting an ollie off the roof of his house and on your way across the street to see if he was okay, you created an Epic Fail You Tube Video and some smart-ass Meme and posted them up on no less than 5 social sites.
(you might guess 2 of my signs, but you’ll never guess the third one!)
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