Where is Kim Kardashian From? Why All The Jokes?
Restored from the Empower Network archive (2011–2017), lightly edited to meet our current advertising standards. Views are the original author’s.
I didn’t realise there were so many Kim Kardashian jokes around!
Here are some of the best (or perhaps worst) Kim Kardashian jokes from the internet…
– Kim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage.
– I can’t wait until the episode where kim kardashian realizes she has to send back every present & decides not to get divorced after all.
– Things that last longer than the Kim Kardashian marriage? Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke
– Why is Kim Kardashian going to marry a tennis player next? Because love means nothing to them!
– Why shouldn’t you feel bad for basketball player Kris Humphries? He’s on the rebound!
– What’s longer than Kim’s wedding? The trick or treat line outside Casey Anthonys house
– Why shouldn’t Kim be worried about Kris finding a “rebound” chick? Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he’s bad at rebounding!
Some people want the Kim Kardashian movie or Kim Kardashian tape… We want more jokes!
– Kim said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, “If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?”
– It looks like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating, and apparently they’re getting serious. Friends say Kanye is the man Kim wants to spend the rest of her month with.
– Kim Kardashian has reported that she hasn’t experienced any nausea or vomiting yet. That’s because the rest of the world is doing it for her.
– So Kim Kardashian was the most Googled celebrity last year. No doubt due to people Googling “Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?”
And just a few more Kim Kardashian jokes…
– Public figures like Kim Kardashian have fallen victim to a hacker who posted her financial information. If anyone else wants to see her assets, there are several online sites I can direct you to.
– Kim Kardashian is complaining,that her fetus is already demanding womb service.
– Kim Kardashian and Kanye West should name their child “South” because that’s where their careers are heading.
Pretty bad uh….
Enjoy the rest of your day!!
Kim:-)
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