Orgasmic Marketing

catpayen Mar 20, 2012 · 2 min read

Restored from the Empower Network archive (2011–2017), lightly edited to meet our current advertising standards. Views are the original author’s.

Orgasmic Marketing.

This is a brilliant way to describe some thing that happened to me and really took it to the next level for me. So I know that we are in the 21st century and it’s all mod cons, high tech. and lets get the latest iapple out what ever the item…We must go so fast, even faster…

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Let’s get some Orgasmic Marketing in!

And that’s just what I did, Rogue. Yes I am the first to love my iphone and laptop but there comes a time when life happens and we must lap it up like ‘petit lait’ small milk they say in France!!

Orgasmic Marketing is just too good

I would encourage more people to do this just once a day a must. It procures you a feeling of real energy and free of all the buzz that is around. It is quiet a new sensation to be this free and in the tranquility of the forest is best. I shall try the ocean sea front tomorrow and give you some feed back on that dears!

Orgasmic Marketing is envigorating.

The new hype arround the technology is unbelievable. We are considered very very bizare as we do not have a television! The children do not seem to suffer unless it is the weekend and there is a film on that everybody has watched – this is only my guess as they never complain! On the contrary we had been able to use the modern technology to our advantage and only watch films we cared for, none of this zapping every time a commercial appears on your screen (hi, hi, hi, ho,ho, ho!)

Orgasmic Marketing makes you free

So to get this feeling you must, and this is not negociable I mean must, get rid of all your electrical equipment be it

phone,
‘walkman’ or ipod type devise to help you run/workout, whatever,
calorie counter
camera
…
…

And I am sure I am missing some items on the list but you get the gist… Then you go out for your normal run, walk whatever it may be but you go it alone and you shall reap the benefits of this new buzz, I call it

Orgasmic Marketing

as it really was just that amazing feeling of freedom and sense of accomplishment of getting into nature, ressonating on the same wavelenght just that on the same wavelength as nature without the industrial rubbish that goes with the 21st century!

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Merci d’avance