David Wood. The Most Contorted Millionare In The World.
Restored from the Empower Network archive (2011–2017), lightly edited to meet our current advertising standards. Views are the original author’s.
David Wood. Is he really the most contorted millionaire in the world? Some would say yes absolutely. I would definitely have to agree with that he most certainly is. But what does contorted mean anyway? Contorted is a verb meaning: Twist or bend out of its normal shape… ya, David Wood fits that description for sure. Why?
All one has to do is take a look at him. I mean, if you saw the guy walking down the street you’d have no idea he was worth millions of dollars. No idea at all because, and no offense if you end up reading this David Wood, he looks like a hippie who works at an organic food co-op. He really does.
He just doesn’t fit the average notion people have of someone who is worth millions of dollars. He hates suits. Refuses to wear them unless absolutely necessary. And yet he is today, doing whatever he wants when he wants and with whom he wants. That’s not just contorted, it’s completely awesome.
You gotta give credit where credit is due and David Wood has certainly earned that credit. His story from where he was to where he is today is really incredible. The guy literally used to live in a van with his wife before finally having to move in with his parents into their basement because he had hit bottom so hard.
And Look at the guy today. He is one of the most recognized if not the most recognized faces in the internet marketing space of making money online. He has multiple streams of income from all the companies he’s involved in. He has started one of the fastest growing online companies in the history of the internet… all the while, walking around barefoot most of the time, living his dreams. I love it.
David Wood
To further prove his contorted awesomeness, check out one of his Facebook wall updates. This is so awesome I can hardly handle it:
Fart in the face of normal indeed! The story behind that watch is that it cost his and he bought it on a whim while he was in Florida just because he could and he thought it looked bad ass. You ought to see him with it on.
I have mad respect for you David Wood. I think what he’s been able to accomplish since he burst onto the internet marketing scene in 09 is nothing short of phenomenal. He has a huge heart, loves to teach and want’s nothing more then to see people succeed.
I plan on going down to the David Wood mountain mansion in Costa Rica sometime in November or December of this year (2013) to hang out, pick his brain, and also be as contorted an image of a person I can be who has money but looks like some sort of weirdo. This will happen. I intend on it!
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