Farting ~ a disambiguating post! LIKE IT!
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This could be me ~ aggressive! I’m tired of no “like” buttons “mashed” for any of my posts, so I’m getting a little more down and dirty. On the other hand, perhaps you could look at it for a capital example of someone shooting themselves in the foot.
I don’t take the concept of drawing “Like Minds” lightly. In the final fifty years or so of my life, if I can’t even deceive myself into believing I’ll ever be able to, (huhnffh!), retire – at least, it’s a beautiful hope that I, at least, can surround myself with people other than those always in disapproval.
In order to save you some time this fine day, if you’re not into considering anything some folks would see as airy fairy, and I do not mean aerie faerie; and you stay away from people who might intend, (heavy on might, sketchy on intend) reference to “God talk”, go on and skip this entry.
This is where I reveal more controversial tidbits about anacarin. You see, anacarin has her own Guidance Team and daily stays in contact with those therein willing to be in contact with her. This team consists of those, now again non-physical, who remain curious and interested in, well, her. She first noticed such, well, longer ago than most readers on the net have been alive. Sigh, that’s the thing about getting older – everyone (nearly everyone) seems so much younger.
There are those on that team, who definitely revel in good humor near constantly, and think nothing of getting anacarin rolling in laughter, at times inappropriate as well as appropriate, and best, to begin her day. Such it was today.
I found something this morning that I had scoured my surroundings to find, within the past month, and I had looked where I found it, thinking that would be the most likely place to find it. Ever done that yourself?
It caused me to contemplate what I had done to make it so that I didn’t see it when I’d supposedly had such a great desire to see it. From that little exercise, I went on to ferret out in my mind, where else I might be applying that flawed and frayed little talent I clearly had developed. Ouch, that stung!
And, because it was still, first thing in my morning, I noticed a bit of personal “tooting” going on and remembered that I’d only learned in the last fifteen years what the purpose was. Duh!
Fart From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the word fart itself. For information on the bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, see Flatulence. For other uses, see Fart (disambiguation). Fart is an English language onomatopoeia, most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word “fart” is generally considered unsuitable in formal situations as it may be considered vulgar or offensive. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart
That was when I had me mental picture of my good buddy (a fellow taxi driver) grinning maniacally for getting me in the giggles, just like we were in grade school or such. And the idea for this post was born. I will apologize here and now, for my lack of impulse control, but not now, not ever, for my love of words. Who would have “thunk” it, onomatopoeia and disambiguation? I challenge you to bring both of those up from memory the next time you’re at a vacation rest stop.
I still want to be great! I have lots to share. I’ll blog again soon.
Until then ~ anacarin