Crazy Kittens For Breakfast! (Empower Network)

Restored from the Empower Network archive (2011–2017), lightly edited to meet our current advertising standards. Views are the original author’s.

Crazy Kittens For Breakfast- First thing in the morning

First thing I wake up on my Mom’s couch and see that Schmitty Schmatt brought down her crazy kittens for breakfast, all 7 of them! Oh boy. This is the first time she has brought them down stairs. This is not good, not good at all! This is not good because I have a dog.

My dog’s name is Logan. He is a 25 pound cocka-poo and is the sweetest dog on the block. He is very popular in our neighborhood with all the other cats. He gets along with all of them. When I walk Logan, the cats in the neighborhood just come up to him, and they smell butts and just greet each other. No fights, nothing. Maybe because my cat, Tommila-Regal- Fontae- Fuzzy-Bottom (Tommy for short), told the cats about Logan when we first got here. Tommy and Logan are best friends. She is now an outdoor cat.

Schmitty Schmatt does not like Logan when her crazy kittens are around. She has been fine up until now when Logan is around. She is paranoid that Logan is going to eat her crazy kittens. Logan is not that dog, she must be thinking of another dog in her little pea brain cat head of hers. She attacks him for just looking at them. This is completely unfair to Logan. Completely! I mean, I have already let Logan sniff the crazy kittens like a week ago to see if he would eat them. He did not eat the kittens! She doesn’t understand this! She is the provoker here, it’s her!

Crazy Kittens For Breakfast- Attack Cat on the Loose!

So, my niece was being helpful and poured litter into the litter boxes for the crazy kittens. They were being cute and just playing around. Then it was kinda annoying because I knew, today was going to be a long day! The crazy kittens are now down stairs. My niece took them back upstairs once, and Schmitty Schmatt brought them back down.

I really needed to take Logan out, I got up. Logan tried to follow and Schmitty Schmatt started her attack! Poor Logan, he doesn’t want to get hurt, and he certainly doesn’t want to eat her crazy kittens. They are so bony and would only leave a hairball in his throat and little bones in his stomach. Not very appetizing. Then all of a sudden Minnie Matt ran in between Logan and Schmitty Schmatts little crazy attack which made Schmitty Schmatt get distracted from attacking Logan and she chased Minnie Matt instead! Minnie Matt saved Logan this time. Thanks Minnie Matt.

I had to carry Logan to the door, and put his leash on outside so he wouldn’t be attacked again! When I got back from walking Logan I opened the door and guess who was right there for attack?! You guessed it, it was Schmitty Schmatt. She hissed and tried to attack Logan again. Plus, 2  crazy kittens ran outside! I snatched them up and tossed them back inside. Shooed Schmitty away with a newspaper, and carried Logan to the kitchen.

Crazy Kittens For Breakfast- Something Must be Done

I didn’t know what to do. I wanted to blog, had to call the newspaper to correct something, plus the house needs some attention. I can’t really do much when the crazy kittens are down stairs and Schmitty Schmatt already thinks it’s her kingdom and no dog is going to be near her crazy kittens.

I was really stressing out! Ugh. So this is what I did. I made a barricade and figured I would block off the kitchen to the living-room. Which included me moving the chair from the living-room and putting it in the way, also some other random objects were put in the way. Here is basically what it looks like now.

Yes, that is what I did, and no, the kittens can’t get in here, the kitchen. My dog is safe from Schmitty Schmatt and the crazy kittens. So I thought!

Crazy Kittens For Breakfast- Crazy Kittens on the Loose!

The crazy kittens must have thought this was all for them to play with! Like I had made it for their little butts so they tried and tried to get into the kitchen. For like 10 minutes! They were climbing up everything, climbing through everything, nothing was stopping the little crazy kittens from trying to get to my dog and into the kitchen!

I finally figured it out. I out smarted the kittens. The crazy kittens are sneaky. Very sneaky.

Look at the crazy kitten on the arm! This was just to funny! These cats would not go away! They finally realized that they couldn’t get through and it calmed down!

They decided to recharge with their mom.

I had to put on top of the old school lunch boxes, my youngest daughters kitty cat bike helmet to block from Schmitty Schatt being able to see Logan. She hissed at him again, even with everything in the way!

Just never ending, right. I’m now blogging about this as it happens. Lol. Ugh. Well, the crazy kittens recharged. I really am kinda glad this crazy kittens thing happened, I got to blog about anything I wanted, which was this. Though, it may not be effective in promoting this blog, but hey, it’s all true and real. I hope you enjoyed this blog.

Crazy Kittens For Breakfast- Return of the Kittens

Sooo… I thought I was safe to leave and publish my blog. But of course, it didn’t happen this way. One of the crazy kittens got through to the kitchen. The punk found a way! They recharged like I thought and found a way through a crack between the chair and the wall.

The living-room is filled with kittens and meows. Minnie Matts 3 kittens are down here now. 12 cats, in one small space, plus a dog and myself. This is not fun. I just wanted to blog today and do lots of training and whatever else is on my plate, not deal with crazy kittens for breakfast! Looks like the day is full already….

~Rikki

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