{"id":316,"date":"2013-06-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/xarah\/gross-candy\/"},"modified":"2013-06-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T00:00:00","slug":"gross-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/xarah\/gross-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Disgusting Candies You Don\u2019t Ever Want to Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Article by Laura Vitto\"edible<\/p>\n

Touting itself as \u201cthe anus that made Britain great,\u201d UK chocolatier Edible Anus is selling gourmet versions of the human derriere.<\/p>\n

Seems like a pretty steep price to pay for chocolate shaped like a human orifice.<\/p>\n

Edible Anus isn\u2019t alone in crafting candies not meant for the feeble stomached. The world of candy making is full of other oddities intended to disgust and thrill even the most adventurous eaters. From gummy boogers to candy ashes, these 10 candies will leave you grossed out (and maybe a bit hungry, weirdos).<\/p>\n

1. Tower of Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples<\/h3>\n

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This liquid candy is packaged in sterilized urine sample containers for a realistic effect.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

2. Scorpion Suckers<\/h3>\n

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How many licks does it take to get to the scorpion of this lollipop? Too few.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

3. Gummy Boo Boos Candy Scabs<\/h3>\n

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The retailer writes, \u201cYou know you want to lick that puss spot\u2026. don\u2019t deny it\u2026. and now you can\u2026. with Candy Scabs!\u201d<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

4. Uncle Urnie\u2019s R.I.P. (Really Intense Powder)<\/h3>\n

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Ever wondered what ashes taste like? Black cherry, evidently.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0NiftyCandy<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

5. Fish Head Suckers<\/h3>\n

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Snack on this incredibly realistic, lemon-flavored fish head. Probably the least offensive of the bunch.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0Archie McPhee<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

6. Gummy Boogers<\/h3>\n

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This candy may bring back memories of that booger-eating kid you sat next to on the bus in kindergarten.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

7. Sour Flush Candy Toilets<\/h3>\n

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These candy johns come equipped with lollipop plungers and a sense of buyer\u2019s remorse.<\/p>\n

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8. Gummy Ear Wax<\/h3>\n

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As the retailer advises, these lemon-flavored globules don\u2019t come with Q-tips.<\/p>\n

9. Cherry Liquid Candy Blood<\/h3>\n

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To give to your one friend who\u2019s still pretty into\u00a0Twilight<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

10. Chicken Lollipops<\/h3>\n

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The orange-flavored pops have the eerily lifelike sheen of raw meat.<\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0CandyWarehouse<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

Do you feel terrible? Us too. Let\u2019s share a Kit-Kat and forget these foods exist.<\/p>\n

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Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons,\u00a0Evan-Amos<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

Image courtesy of\u00a0Edible Anus<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

Source: http:\/\/mashable.com\/2013\/06\/11\/gross-candy\/<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t know about you but non of these candies appealed to me. When I got to the last one I thought, damn, what\u2019s wrong with those? I don\u2019t care? I want one LOL.<\/p>\n

And if you are into chocolate like I am but worry about the fat, sugar and other ingriedents which make the candy\/chocolate taste good but are not really good for us (and we all know it), try some healthy<\/em><\/a> chocolate!<\/p>\n

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