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Facebook Sex \u2013 Adult Dating \u2013 Casual Sex Fuckbook? As I searched for church groups on the Internet, I accidentally found myself at an adult pornographic website. Along the top and side of the page I saw ads for \u201cFacebook Sex<\/span>.\u201d and \u201cFuckbook\u201d So I thought, \u201cWhat a horribly awesome idea!\u201d\n<\/p>\n

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If Sexbook actually existed, I don\u2019t know if I\u2019d join facebook of sex or not. I\u2019ve already been sexually taken advantage of by plenty of the women who are my regular Facebook friends. I thought it would be funny to count all my friends that I\u2019ve seen naked, then I remembered I had a streaking streak in university, and I\u2019ve seen a lot of my dude friends naked.<\/p>\n

Does she shave or at least trim? Is she one of those \u201cI fuck with my bra on\u201d girls?I mean, I know most girls I enjoy orgasms with aren\u2019t virgins. And I know many of my friends have inadvertently banged the same chicks. Hell, one of my old bosses and I just found out we hooked up with three of the same girls on facebook\u2014and none of them were particularly loose in the morals department. Okay, two of them were very loose, and the other one was our other friend\u2019s girlfriend. But what-fucking-ever.<\/p>\n

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If I did join Sexbook , I\u2019d be a lot more interested in checking out people\u2019s photos and videos. If they were hot chicks I\u2019d consider joining their groups\u2014and by groups I mean hot girl + hot girl + hot girl + kc orgies. Plus, Sexbook<\/em> status updates would be crucial, because then you would figure out how many STDs that blonde chick I nicknamed \u201cPlatinum Pro\u201d had.<\/p>\n

I mean, who doesn\u2019t already check the Facebook (or MySpace if you\u2019re an old geezer) page of your new girlfriend, boyfriend, fuck buddy or\u2014most importantly\u2014the girl you want to be your new fuck buddy? Facebook\u00a0Sex is the Best<\/em>!<\/p>\n

You find out some important information. The minute I see some Michael Moore or Bill O\u2019Reilly quotes on a girl\u2019s page, I know they\u2019re mostly retarded, and reserve them for nights I want to get drunk, not think, and still get laid. Because stupid girls generally have more sex than smart girls.<\/p>\n\n

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Also, when you check out your mate\u2019s Facebook Dating page, you can prepare yourself for disasters\u2014such as movie time. When I know the ins and outs of my beau, and she says, \u201cLet\u2019s rent a video,\u201d and I end up gritting my teeth in Blockbuster and she says, \u201cLet\u2019s look for princess movies,\u201d I always know to say, \u201cYou\u2019ve already seen the stupid-ass Disney movies. Let\u2019s find \u2018Hip Hop Ninjas Kill Werewolves in Party Town.\u2019\u201d And then I win, because I have all the black ops intel from Facebook.<\/p>\n

Now, with the Facebook Sex<\/em>, you could figure out your sexual partner\u2019s favorite positions. Not that I really care, because I like all of them except for the complicated shit. Does she hate giving blowjobs? How many painful breakups could have been prevented if you knew that before you started macking on some uppity skank on facebook?<\/p>\n

As I\u2019ve sort of stated, I don\u2019t really give a shit about a girl\u2019s sexual history. As long as she hasn\u2019t worked as an \u201cathletic trainer\u201d for the Dallas Cowboys or something, I just don\u2019t want to know. But I do want to know if she\u2019s a talker. I don\u2019t care if she tells her friends about our sexy times (there\u2019s the dirty talking girls, who say, \u201cOh my God you fuck me so fucking awesomely\u201d), but there are a lot of girls who just can\u2019t fucking shut up, even when you\u2019re fucking them. Guys, you know what I\u2019m talking about. You\u2019re pumping away and instead of hearing your friends congratulating you in the background, your auditory system is overloaded with, \u201cAnd then Becky said to Steph, \u2018But I wanted to buy the soooo-cute yellow ducky shirt.\u2019 Oh, can you spank my ass a few times. Do you like my hair like this, or should I stick it up. Speaking of stick up, can you stuff a finger or two in my butthole? I like that. I also like chocolate. Just kidding. I love<\/em> chocolate. I love it almost as much as I like sex. I like sex, but chocolate is just so\u2026chocolatey!\u201d<\/p>\n

You could also check on somebody\u2019s Facebook Dating wall. What type of messages are up there? She could be writing on people\u2019s walls, \u201cThat\u2019s the most anal I\u2019ve ever done.\u201d This could be a deal breaker\u2026 or maker for some of us. Or she could be sending you Sexbook emails like, \u201c2day I just want u to eat BBQ ribs and get blowjobs while watching Buffy<\/em>. And then it\u2019s hot tub massage time for u.\u201d With those types of messages, I\u2019d be checking my account ten times a day. Not that I don\u2019t do that already with regular old Facebook Sex, but now I\u2019d actually pay attention to what my girl says.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s so much good Sexbook could do for my sex life\u2014and yours too I guess. Does she shave or at least trim? Is she one of those \u201cI fuck with my bra on\u201d girls? Does she come to cum and stay or does she leave? Are we talking about pancake-sized nips or chocolate chipples? Does she believe in sex for procreation or recreation? Is she going to encourage me to set up threesomes, or is she going to get really offended by it? Same with getting boob upgrades? These are the things I need to know.<\/p>\n

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