{"id":15,"date":"2012-02-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/?p=15"},"modified":"2026-07-31T20:09:52","modified_gmt":"2026-07-31T20:09:52","slug":"you-know-you-e2-80-99re-a-twimom-when-e2-80-a6-you-know-you-e2-80-99re-a-twimom-when-e2-80-a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/you-know-you-e2-80-99re-a-twimom-when-e2-80-a6-you-know-you-e2-80-99re-a-twimom-when-e2-80-a6\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You\u2019re a Twimom When\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, this is just a bit of fun to get away from all the \u2018boring\u2019 business stuff !<\/p>\n<p>However! Do not take this lightly\u2026being a <strong>Twimom<\/strong> is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">serious<\/span> matter\/trend\/reality\/phenomenon\/status\/occupation\/issue\u2026whatever you wanna call it.<br \/>\nWhen my teenage daughter (the very one who got me into the Twilight saga books &amp; movies) noticed that I was talking and comparing everything to Twilight, Edward, Bella, Jacob and so on\u2026 she said: \u2018Mom, you\u2019re turning into a Twimom\u2019\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2018What?! They have a term for it?! What does it mean?! Am I really a Twimom?!!!\u2019<\/strong><br \/>\nBut from what I gathered, being a Twimom is different from being a mom who likes Twilight books &amp; movies\u2026 <a title=\"twimoms\" href=\"\/almostasecret.php?id=SuperJen \" target=\"_blank\">Twimoms<\/a> tend to be <em>slightly<\/em> more obsessive about the whole thing\u2026<br \/>\nSo here\u2019s a good indicator (again, just for fun):<\/p>\n<h2>You know you\u2019re a Twimom when\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>\u2022 You\u2019ve read the 4 books at least twice and watch the movies each time you\u2019ve nothing to do (all the time)<br \/>\n\u2022 You have Twilight pictures &amp; posters in your bedroom<br \/>\n\u2022 You know and shout the lines of the movies even before your teenage daughters do<br \/>\n\u2022 You own (and wear) a Bella ring<a href=\"\/SuperJen\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-3069\" src=\"\/SuperJen\/files\/2012\/02\/P1020991-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Bella&#x27;s ring\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n\u2022 You own a \u2018Team Edward\u2019 (usually-moms like Edward rather than Jacob) badge, key ring, mug, T-shirt or any merchandise actually, and you\u2019re not embarrassed to display it in public<br \/>\n\u2022 You\u2019ve joined a Twimom group on facebook<br \/>\n\u2022 You think your husband or boyfriend is the image of Edward (when he looks nothing like him)<br \/>\n\u2022 You think your best male friend is the image of Jacob (when he looks nothing like him)<br \/>\n\u2022 You start speaking in Twilight lines all the time. Ex: \u2018kids, I\u2019ve made Italiano, it gave me an excuse to use the kitchen for the 1st time\u2019 or \u2018 hold on tight spider monkey\u2019<br \/>\n\u2022 You\u2019re planning your next holiday to Italy or Forks<br \/>\n\u2022 You\u2019re planning your next honeymoon on Isle Esme after you\u2019ve found out where Isle Esme really is (and even if you\u2019re already married)<br \/>\n\u2022 The only Halloween costumes options are vampire or werewolf<br \/>\n\u2022 You\u2019ve planned your viewing of Breaking Dawn Part 2, 12 months in advance<br \/>\n\u2022 You start wondering if vampires could actually be real<br \/>\n\u2022 You write a blog about being a <a href=\"\/almostasecret.php?id=SuperJen \" title=\"twimom\" target=\"_blank\">Twimom<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n<h3>PS. I don\u2019t think I\u2019m really a Twimom (probably just a phase in my case) but I do love Edward and my boyfriend IS the image of him!<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"\/SuperJen\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3058\" src=\"\/SuperJen\/files\/2012\/02\/Edward-sad-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Edward Cullen\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"\/><\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"\/SuperJen\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3062\" src=\"\/SuperJen\/files\/2012\/02\/Cale-sad3-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Cale Miller\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And we are going to Isle Esme on our honeymoon\u2026which will be on the 13th August! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.empowernetwork.com\/SuperJen\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_wink.gif\" alt=\";)\" class=\"wp-smiley\"\/> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, this is just a bit of fun to get away from all the \u2018boring\u2019 business stuff ! However! Do not take this lightly\u2026being a Twimom is a serious matter\/trend\/reality\/phenomenon\/status\/occupation\/issue\u2026whatever you wanna call it. When my teenage daughter (the very one who got me into the Twilight saga books &amp; movies) noticed that I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1543,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6,7,2,8,16,3,1],"tags":[70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biz-stuff","category-dating","category-empower-network","category-fun-stuff","category-learn-french","category-make-money-blogging","category-mindset","category-uncategorized","tag-bella","tag-breaking-dawn","tag-edward-cullen","tag-jacob","tag-spider-monkey","tag-twilight","tag-twilight-fan","tag-twimom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1543"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/superjen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}