{"id":49,"date":"2012-07-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/?p=49"},"modified":"2026-07-31T20:02:19","modified_gmt":"2026-07-31T20:02:19","slug":"an-orange-marmalade-mom-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/an-orange-marmalade-mom-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"An Orange Marmalade Mom Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Like many a stay at home Mom or Dad, I am the grocery shopper in the household. It\u2019s my job to plan our meals, make the list and buy the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>My family loves jam\/jelly. But I really, just\u2026.well\u2026don\u2019t. With the exception of Orange Marmalade.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I like orange marmalade. Notice I did not say \u201clove\u201d\u2026I said \u201clike\u201d as in, if we have it I will eat it, but I don\u2019t go out of my way to buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever we go shopping I usually let whichever little helper I have with me, decide what kind of jam or jelly we buy.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise about 2 months ago, when Sophie picked out..ta da!!! Orange marmalade. The one I do like. Not love. Like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Turns out\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">They <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><em>hate<\/em><\/span> it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And I have heard all about how disgusting it is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cEEEEWWWWEEEE!!!!! IT HAS ORANGE PEELS IN IT!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Yeah. It does. I told you about that when you picked it out. You said you didn\u2019t care.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cEEEEEEEEWWWW! IT\u2019S SO GROOOOOOSSSSS! IT HAS WEIRD CHUNKIES IN IT!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Yeah. It does. Those are orange peels. I\u2019ve explained that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cMom. I would like orange mamalalade except for the <em>disgusting<\/em> orange peels\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Okay, it\u2019s the \u201cdisgusting\u201d orange peels that make it MAR-ma-lade.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">So, I let them pick out a different jelly. I think we\u2019ve had grape and strawberry since we last bought the marmalade\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u2026and yet\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u2026everytime that dang fridge opens for jelly I hear a shrill little girl voice say.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cEEEEWWWW! We still have this?! I HATE orange peel jelly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And I think\u2026.of course we still have it! I\u2019m the only one eating it and I have toast like, once a week. (is it bad to say \u201cDUH\u201d to your kids?)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">So this morning as Dylan (not one of the kids) is eating his toast, NOT with Marmalade I might add\u2026he says in a tone that suggests I somehow forced the marmalade on them all,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cYeah, Babe? I think you\u2019re the only one around here who likes the orange marmalade\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Face Palm.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Like many a stay at home Mom or Dad, I am the grocery shopper in the household. It\u2019s my job to plan our meals, make the list and buy the stuff. My family loves jam\/jelly. But I really, just\u2026.well\u2026don\u2019t. With the exception of Orange Marmalade. I like orange marmalade. Notice I did not say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":815,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,6,7,8,9,2,184],"tags":[185,186,164,165,187],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-piece-of-my-mind","category-abundance","category-an-attitude-of-gratitude","category-becoming-a-tough-mudder","category-blogging","category-books","category-empower-network","category-mom-moments","tag-grocery-shopping","tag-orange-marmalade-has-orange-peels","tag-stay-at-home-dad","tag-stay-at-home-mom","tag-the-face-palm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/815"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/lwarren\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}