{"id":34,"date":"2013-06-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/?p=34"},"modified":"2026-07-31T20:07:09","modified_gmt":"2026-07-31T20:07:09","slug":"where-is-kim-kardashian-from-why-all-the-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/where-is-kim-kardashian-from-why-all-the-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is Kim Kardashian From? Why All The Jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn\u2019t realise there were so many Kim Kardashian jokes around!<\/h2>\n

Here are some of the best (or perhaps worst) Kim Kardashian jokes from the internet\u2026<\/p>\n

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– Kim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage.<\/p>\n

– I can\u2019t wait until the episode where kim kardashian realizes she has to send back every present & decides not to get divorced after all.<\/p>\n

– Things that last longer than the Kim Kardashian<\/strong> marriage? Lindsay Lohan\u2019s line of coke<\/p>\n

– \u00a0Why is Kim Kardashian going to marry a tennis player next? \u00a0Because love means nothing to them!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0Why shouldn\u2019t you feel bad for basketball player Kris Humphries? \u00a0He\u2019s on the rebound!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0What\u2019s longer than \u00a0Kim\u2019s wedding? \u00a0The trick or treat line outside Casey Anthonys house<\/p>\n

–\u00a0Why shouldn\u2019t Kim be worried about Kris finding a \u201crebound\u201d chick? Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he\u2019s bad at rebounding!<\/p>\n

Some people want the Kim Kardashian movie or Kim Kardashian tape\u2026 We want more jokes!<\/h2>\n

–\u00a0Kim said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, \u201cIf a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?\u201d<\/p>\n

–\u00a0It looks like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian<\/em> are dating, and apparently they\u2019re getting serious.\u00a0Friends say Kanye is the man Kim wants to spend the rest of her month with.<\/p>\n

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–\u00a0Kim Kardashian<\/span> has reported that she hasn\u2019t experienced any nausea or vomiting yet.\u00a0That\u2019s because the rest of the world is doing it for her.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0So Kim Kardashian was the most Googled celebrity last year.\u00a0No doubt due to people Googling \u201cWho the hell is Kim Kardashian?\u201d<\/p>\n

And just a few more Kim Kardashian jokes\u2026<\/h3>\n

– Public figures like Kim Kardashian have fallen victim to a hacker who posted her financial information. If \u00a0anyone else wants to see her assets, there are several online sites I can direct you to.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0Kim Kardashian is complaining,that her fetus is already demanding womb service.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0Kim Kardashian and Kanye West should name their child \u201cSouth\u201d because that\u2019s where their careers are heading.<\/p>\n

Pretty bad uh\u2026.<\/p>\n

Enjoy the rest of your day!!<\/p>\n

Kim:-)<\/p>\n

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I didn\u2019t realise there were so many Kim Kardashian jokes around! Here are some of the best (or perhaps worst) Kim Kardashian jokes from the internet\u2026 – Kim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage. – I can\u2019t wait until the episode where kim kardashian realizes she has to send back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1251,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4,162],"tags":[163,164,165,166],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-empower-network","category-jokes","tag-kim-kardashian","tag-kim-kardashian-jokes","tag-kim-kardashian-movie","tag-where-is-kim-kardashian-from"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1251"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/kimberleef\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}