This track was was released 1989, when I was 9 years old. \u00a0 Written by one of my favorite rappers,\u00a0Young MC\u00a0(remember Bust A Move!! \u2013 try to get that out of your head), along with Michael L. Ross and Matt Dike from Delicious Vinyl.<\/strong><\/p>\n I can remember being in 3rd or 4th grade, listening to Tone L\u014dc and really not knowing what he was talking about, but I just couldn\u2019t stop! \u00a0He\u2019s only made 2 albums, but they still get played all the time.<\/p>\n Over the years I would continue to listen to him (probably not parent approved) and this began my love for hip hop.<\/p>\n Funky Cold Medina<\/b> rose to #3 on the\u00a0Billboard Hot 100\u00a0in April of 1989.<\/p>\n The Funky Cold Medina<\/i> Lyrics are a bit controversial today, however the intent was pure fun at the time, helping a guy with absolutely no game, get some attraction coming his way. \u00a0Tone made up this steaming love potion called \u201cMedina\u201d. \u00a0The song is about his different encounters with women after they had some \u201cFunky Cold Medina<\/u>\u201c<\/p>\n Lyrics | TONE-LOC \u2013 FUNKY COLD MEDINA LYRICS<\/p>\n Alright, dig it<\/p>\n [ VERSE 1 ]<\/strong> Funky Cold Medina<\/p>\n [ VERSE 2 ]<\/strong> You know what I\u2019m sayin? [ VERSE 3 ]<\/strong> You know, ain\u2019t no plans with a man Break it down<\/p>\n [ VERSE 4 ]<\/strong> Ya know what I\u2019m sayin Funky Cold Medina<\/p>\n You came to the right place for the ultimate Funky Cold Medina Lyrics ! This track was was released 1989, when I was 9 years old. \u00a0 Written by one of my favorite rappers,\u00a0Young MC\u00a0(remember Bust A Move!! \u2013 try to get that out of your head), along with Michael L. Ross and Matt Dike […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,5,6,3,7,8,1],"tags":[293,294,295,296],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-cool-stuff","category-electronics","category-empower-network","category-internet-marketing","category-music-lyrics","category-personal-development","category-uncategorized","tag-funky-cold-medina-lyrics","tag-music-lyrics","tag-tone-loc","tag-tone-loc-funky-cold-medina"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/hanserteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}TONE-L\u014dC \u2013 Funky Cold Medina Lyrics<\/h2>\n
\nCold coolin at a bar, and I\u2019m lookin for some action
\nBut like Mike Jagger said, I can\u2019t get no satisfaction
\nThe girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
\nMy threads are fresh and I\u2019m lookin def, yo, what\u2019s up with L-o-see?
\nThe girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
\nHavin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I\u2019m the star
\nSo I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
\nI asked the guy, \u201cWhy you so fly?\u201d he said, \u201cFunky Cold Medina\u201d<\/p>\n\n
\nThis brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
\nPut a little Medina in your glass, and the girls\u2019ll come real quick
\nIt\u2019s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
\nA couple of sips of this love potion, and she\u2019ll be on your lap
\nSo I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
\nThen he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
\nHe used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
\nBut now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina<\/p>\n
\nI got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
\nI got Spuds McKenzie
\nAlex from Stroh\u2019s
\nThey won\u2019t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal<\/p>\n
\nI went up to this girl, she said, \u201cHi, my name is Sheena\u201d
\nI thought she\u2019d be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
\nShe said, \u201cI\u2019d like a drink,\u201d I said, \u201cEhm \u2013 ok, I\u2019ll go get it\u201d
\nThen a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
\nSo I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
\nBut when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
\nSo I threw him out, I don\u2019t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
\nYou must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina<\/p>\n
\nThis is the 80\u2032s, and I\u2019m down with the ladies
\nYa know?<\/p>\n
\nBack in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
\nI took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
\nThe audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
\nI took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
\nShe had a few drinks, I\u2019m thinkin soon what I\u2019ll be gettin
\nInstead she started talkin \u2019bout plans for our weddin
\nI said, \u201cWait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I\u2019ll be seein ya\u201d
\nThat\u2019s why I found you don\u2019t play around with the Funky Cold Medina<\/p>\n
\nThat Medina\u2019s a monster, y\u2019all<\/p>\nLyricsBay | TONE LOC \u2013 FUNKY COLD MEDINA LYRICS<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"