Wait. Hold on a sec. I have to stop laughing and try to compose myself.<\/p>\n
I happened to turn on the TV today as I sit in front of my computer and lo and behold it\u2019s the Jerry Springer Show!!!! OMG! My belly hurts from laughing so much. Not because it\u2019s funny but because it is STUPID!<\/p>\n
Today\u2019s episode was about this guy who comes on the show professing his love for this \u201cgirl\u201d he met at a local club. They got it on he said, but they didn\u2019t have sex \u2013 she just gave him oral pleasure. The next thing is you see the \u201cgirl\u201d he was talking about backstage. Long story short, the \u201cgirl\u201d takes out her fake boobs, takes off her fake eyelashes and fake hair and discloses \u201cI am a man\u201d in a deep voice. Next thing is \u2013 they\u2019re in a physical fight on Jerry\u2019s stage. Clothes are being ripped off, water is being thrown. A few wild punches hit home on the bouncers that pretend they are trying to break the \u201cfighters\u201d apart. And the whole time the audience is chanting \u201cJerry Jerry Jerry\u201d with fists punching the air. Is this hyped up because people WANT to see other people engaged in physical fighting? Is like the reason most people enjoy a hockey game is because they want to see the players get involved in a knock-down drag-out fight? And what about the show they had on years ago (I think it was banned from daytime hours and was only allowed to be aired late night) where a guy comes out on stage with his pony and confesses he has sex with the pony! Ugh! This is making me sick. I guess the \u201cguy\u201d can truthfully say that he had \u201cthe ride of his life\u201d!\u00a0 Oh, it\u2019s lonesome in the saddle.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n
Are these \u201cpaid actors\u201d or whatever they are, proud of the crap and embarrassment they put out to the world? Would you do that? Do you think these people are looking to become celebrities? I just really question how anyone wastes their time promoting this stuff. Yeah. I can see me running into the guy that loves his pony. Next thing you hear over the intercom \u201cClean up on Aisle 4!\u201d as I exit the store.<\/p>\n
Let me set the record straight. I can\u2019t stand Jerry Springer and I more than can\u2019t stand his show. #1 I heard that most of what occurs on his show is staged. #2 Why oh why does anyone waste their time on watching this garbage? I turned it off within 5 minutes. This to me is a waste of air space. What do you think?<\/p>\n
Ok. Let\u2019s move on to the WWF. I can\u2019t understand why there is such a fan following of this \u201cother\u201d fake fighting! Their punches are fake. They make all the noise with their feet. Why does this attract so many followers? Would someone please clarify this?<\/p>\n
Other reality<\/b> shows. I mean, c\u2019mon. How many do we need? This is like a round robin of Jaws or Rocky. We have: Real Housewives of Atlanta. Real Housewives of Jersey. Real Basketball Wives. Hoggers. Lady Hoggers. Storage Wars. Storage Wars Texas. Why don\u2019t we just have a public access show for every city in America? Why should a select few share the airwaves?<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s take some suggestions here of what YOU think we should have as a reality<\/i> show. How about: \u201cReal Government and How They Screw Us Taxpayers\u201d? Or \u201cHow Our Government Screws the Poor and Makes the Rich, Richer\u201d? Or how about \u201cHow Our Corrupt Government Breeds Corrupt Politicians\u201d? To me, politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed and for the same reasons. Coz they\u2019re full of crap! C\u2019mon! Give me your opinions!<\/p>\n
Now I will admit that there are some reality<\/u> shows that I DO like. Dancing with the Stars; American Idol; X Factor. These shows depict real people that are trying to better themselves and also stepping out of their comfort zone and their own fears to show that they can accomplish things that they never thought were possible. Gold Rush Alaska \u2013 going after the American dream. Makes me want to go and join them.<\/p>\n
Reminds me of people that have dreams of owning their own business and taking charge of their own destiny. Most are fearful of venturing into the unknown. Afraid of failing. But you know the old saying: \u201cNothing ventured, nothing gained\u201d. Even if by chance you do fail, at least you can look back and say to yourself \u201cYou know what? I tried. At least I tried\u201d instead of reaching old age always wondering \u201cWhat if? Why didn\u2019t I just give it a chance?\u201d<\/p>\n
So let\u2019s get to the REAL reality. Let\u2019s not be fake about it and let\u2019s not pull any fake punches. If you have that desire, that dream \u2013 go for it. What\u2019s the worst that can happen? If you fail, you at least had the courage and the guts to give it a try. Hold your head up and be proud of yourself.<\/p>\n