{"id":106,"date":"2013-06-17T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/a-breakup-song-that-will-make-you-laugh\/"},"modified":"2026-08-01T05:17:26","modified_gmt":"2026-08-01T05:17:26","slug":"a-breakup-song-that-will-make-you-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/a-breakup-song-that-will-make-you-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"A Breakup Song that will make you Laugh!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Usually breakup songs are slow, sad and melancholy, but this song is none of that!! \u00a0From <\/a>the video to the lyrics shown below, this is a very funny song. \u00a0Ladies feel free to change the gender of the subject as needed! \u00a0Enjoy this!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Get Perspective!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

\u201c50 Ways To Say Goodbye\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

My heart is paralyzed
\nMy head was oversized
\nI\u2019ll take the high road like I should
\nYou said it\u2019s meant to be
\nThat it\u2019s not you, it\u2019s me
\nYou\u2019re leaving now for my own good<\/p>\n

That\u2019s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u2019m gonna say<\/p>\n

She went down in an airplane
\nFried getting suntanned
\nFell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m no good at goodbyes!
\nShe met a shark under water
\nFell and no one caught her
\nI returned everything I ever bought her
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m all out of lies
\nAnd ways to say you died<\/p>\n

My pride still feels the sting
\nYou were my everything
\nSome day I\u2019ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
\nShe\u2019ll think I\u2019m Superman
\nNot super minivan
\nHow could you leave on Yom Kippur?<\/p>\n

That\u2019s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u2019m gonna say<\/p>\n

She was caught in a mudslide
\nEaten by a lion
\nGot run over by a crappy purple Scion
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m no good at goodbyes!
\nShe dried up in the desert
\nDrowned in a hot tub
\nDanced to death at an east side night club
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m all out of lies
\nAnd ways to say you died<\/p>\n

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
\nI wanna be the one you\u2019re dying to love\u2026
\nBut you don\u2019t want to<\/p>\n

That\u2019s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u2019m gonna say
\nThat\u2019s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u2019m gonna say<\/p>\n

She went down in an airplane
\nFried getting suntanned
\nFell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m no good at goodbyes!
\nShe met a shark under water
\nFell and no one caught her
\nI returned everything I ever bought her
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m all out of lies<\/p>\n

She was caught in a mudslide
\nEaten by a lion
\nGot run over by a crappy purple Scion
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m no good at goodbyes!
\nShe dried up in the desert
\nDrowned in a hot tub
\nDanced to death at an east side night club
\nHelp me, help me, I\u2019m all out of lies
\nAnd ways to say you died<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Usually breakup songs are slow, sad and melancholy, but this song is none of that!! \u00a0From the video to the lyrics shown below, this is a very funny song. \u00a0Ladies feel free to change the gender of the subject as needed! \u00a0Enjoy this! \u00a0 Get Perspective! \u201c50 Ways To Say Goodbye\u201d My heart is paralyzed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1399,"featured_media":113,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[263,208,9,83,10,264],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-song-focus","tag-50-ways-to-say-goodbye","tag-blessedbrother","tag-richbrother","tag-richbrotherblog","tag-tony-stewart","tag-train"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1399"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":222,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empowernetwork.com\/blessedbrother\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}